I’m sorry, Frank Ocean.

“When you’re happy, you enjoy the music. But when you’re sad, you understand the lyrics.” – Frank Ocean I like Frank Ocean and I like his music too, but whenever I read that quote, all I think to myself is “No, fuck you, Frank!” I think “Fuck Frank!” because I love shouting profanities and, for […]

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My Latest Earworm

As I type this post, it’s just gone 3am on the many watches and clocks I have around me. I have like 6 different time pieces around me right now, by the way. So yeah, it’s Sunday, we’re deep into the AMs, I’m a little bit tipsy and I feel this sudden inclination to let […]

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Unrequited Love

Is there anything worse than unrequited love? I’ll wait while you think about your answer. No, there isn’t. There isn’t anything worse than unrequited love (There probably is, but I’m throwing all logic out the window right now for the sake of this post). “Unrequited love is a ridiculous state, and it makes those in […]

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The Plan

Life is tricky, isn’t it? You think you know what’s best for you. You think you’ve figured out how to cope with certain things that happen in your life. You have a plan, a theory, that you know you’ll turn to when things go pear shaped because it worked for you once before. It’s a […]

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The Sadness Of The Clown

I don’t usually care much when a celebrity dies. I watch people make a big fuss about it, and I just sit there wondering why I’m supposed to care. When I found out about Robin Williams’ death, it was different. I genuinely felt sad for a while. I don’t know why, but I just did. […]

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The End

It sucks when things end. Even if you saw the end coming and you thought you were ready for it, it still sucks. So much. My girlfriend and I broke up. We sat down, had a grown up talk and 30 minutes later it was all over. Haven’t seen or spoken to her since. I […]

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